LaserBeam Unleashed !

Today my father told me about three laws of success in Pakistan which were reproduced by some awful manipulation of Newton's 3 laws, either by himself or he has been told by some of his colleagues at office but sure they are read worthy.

1^st Law:

A man at work will remain at work till he dies and a man who is not working will not work until and unless an external force compels him to do so.

2^nd Law:

Human force is directly proportional to the mass of wealth he has accumulated and the alliance with the high ups.

3^rd Law:

Horses and donkeys are equal but they eat from opposite sides i.e one earns his bread while the other is fed by the management.